1. (Source: seapuke, via toadmom)

     

  2. ofools:

    Ha haha hurls self into the sea mum GAVE her boss/MY BOSS the USB that I use for uni and has some art on there fuck fuck she was just meant to show him

    I have file names like “could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it” on there

     
  3. toyota:

    This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

    (Source: fileformat, via its-lezbehonest)

     

  4. problematicspice:

    profoak:

    k999:

    shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

    FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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    (via zurrg)

     

  5. what-if-i-was-funny:

    sawmuchded:

    theprincessdiana:

    can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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    alright picasso calm down

    (Source: yzma, via cheeseandbaconpotatoskins)

     

  6. jetbag:

    one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

    (via youryouthisdying)

     
  7. homosexualpancakes:

    give us the child

    (Source: 997, via aphroditexgaga)

     

  8. shipsnotdrugs:

    so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

    we had a simple request

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    so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

    he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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    he drew us a tortoise

    god bless this man

    i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

    (via agentrodgers)

     
  9. (Source: dope-gif, via aphroditexgaga)

     
  10. its-lezbehonest:

    doinitmovin:

    censwh0re:

    waytof4ll:

    Uhm..

    Honestly

    They would be the hottest couple ever on this earth.

    :o what is going on

    (Source: selenadaily)